Total Medals Earned: 64 (From 25 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,010 Points
Medals Earned: 4/7 (65/95 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/95 points)
Medals Earned: 3/13 (35/450 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/250 points)
Medals Earned: 2/3 (20/70 points)
Medals Earned: 2/18 (20/460 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/360 points)
Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/385 points)
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
get at least 1400 hobbies points
get at least 14 combos
get a 23x multiplier for any aspect of life
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
get at least 1400 love points
get at least 1400 social life points
get at least 1400 career points
The more aggressive problem solver.
Beat the Game
The more thoughtful problem solver.
Finish the tutorial.
Enter a rift.
Finish Fuzor's story.
Find the incomplete area.
Finish the first level for each character.
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
Finish Mell's story.
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
Finish Naaij's story.
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.
Finish the Tutorial
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Evolve the vertical movement mutation
Get to rank 3 in the Destroyer challenge
Get to rank 3 of the Graze challenge
Get to rank 3 in the Mutant challenge
Complete the game
Complete all the challenges
Combine 60 elements to advance civilization and your card collection!
Unlock half the category groups.
Discover all elements.
Slay the giant slime.
Slay the tentacle beast.
Slay the sentinel.
Slay the giant robot.
Slay the Pokemanz.
Slay your undead god.
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Your very first gold!
Your very first bronze!
Your very first silver!
Complete day area!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Disco inferno
You found some poo!
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
